I've been a fan of Kris Slater since I first laid eyes on him in 2002 in a video called "Young as they Cum #9." A video I purchased because of my blinding obsession with Julian. He was performing with an adequate looking redhead that I would later learn to be his eventual wife.





This mix of Star Trek geek meets military man with a hint of fag in the mix just intrigued me. It also readied me for the eventual "he's done something gay, or as close to gay as he is willing to" video/picture hunt that all fans of straight male porn stars go on. Google is our friend after all.










I thought he had gotten out of his system early on in his career when I saw that he'd posed for at least 2 solo photo shoots around the same time he and his wife entered the industry. Then I came along and found him working for Boy Ride under the name Slater Wood, eventually renamed simply Slater.




In the video he is his ever swarthy meets goofy meets faggy self and it was wonderful. Toned and beautiful as ever, and then he started fingering!! I assumed this was as good as I would ever get and had no complaints. That tided me over until he posed for the badly acted site No Way Am I Gay.




He does one of the best solos ever shot, especially if you like his ass and far shooting copious cum shots. A good 5 minutes of him preening and swishing and fagging out about his love of his own as. "That's all mine," he screams in that Little Orphan Annie voice of his. But he wasn't done just yet.






As soon as the Recession hit, his ass opened up for business. Taking it up the ass 2 times on 1 site. Guys Get Fucked and it's sister site Girlfriend Handjobs. On one he takes a strap on, on the other, a vibrator. Both poorly acted as he ever so queenly rebuffs the advanced of the females that ravage him, before becoming a squealer with the overacting of "it's my first time it hurts."





And from that he's moved on to forced cross dressing.





If things keep going as they are, he should be working for Chi Chi LaRue soon.





Let us all pray.

No Real post here, I’m just in a Matthew Mood.

I had planned on posting this last month, hence the lame little Kurt Lockwood post before, but I didn’t want to post something I wasn’t sure of, so I had to wait for a little movie called Transsexual Babysitters #5 to debut. And since I don’t pay for porn, and only download it for free the way a frugal person would, I had to wait for it to hit the internet.




And here we have it:

















To give full detail of what I know, Mr. Lockwood decided to retire last year and shot his scene in or around August 2007 where as all of the other scenes for the movie featuring Chris Dano aka Maui Kane, Tom Moore, & Damon Phoenix were all shot in or around November 2007.

I wasn’t sure the video would be released. The company that made it, pulled it from their inventory around mid January of this year, then even sites like cduniverse.com had the release date being in the year 2012. Apparently someone changed their minds and it made it out as previously scheduled.

I’ve recently been told that he’s back in the US after departing for Spain with a pregnant girlfriend. She has since plastered post after post of him leaving her and not being a great guy or perfect father material all over the internet. Who would have thought a porn star could lack character? *cough*stupid bitch*cough*

Anyways, Kurt Lockwood has been a favorite of mine from the first time I laid eyes on him. He’s the rarest type of American straight porn star there is: An attractive one. From head to toe he’s hot and sadly he knows it and will remind you if you fail to mention it.

Famed internet gossip monger Tim Evanson pointed out Mr. Lockwood’s alleged extracurricular activates (Prostitution) a long time ago, but I didn’t believe it, especially after the rumors of his love of transsexuals came about the same time. I assumed it was just the new hot guy getting too much work being lied on by the jealous losers that the industry is filled with. Then I saw him with a much older male at the Venetian in Las Vegas. For legal reasons I’ll stop there, because my phone didn’t have a camera back then, but let’s just say I was waiting for the transsexual video.

What is most interesting about this is that on certain Adult Industry Boards like XXXPT & ADT where Mr. Lockwood has been a lightning rod of furor and posts well into and over a thousand comments about the speculation of his sexuality & tranny habits, the actual act is getting very little attention.

There was an old Luke Ford thread about Peter North’s gay career being protected by “the powers that be” so that they could continue to use him to sell videos, most of the major companies who blacklist any men with gay pasts just looked over it.

This sort of happened with Tom Byron a few years back. He retired after his transsexual past was brought up and suddenly those hundreds of dildo videos instantly began to make sense to a lot of people and his work (for other companies) dried up quick. He retired and to sum up will be the subject of my next post.

Regardless of the homophobia in the industry as it is, Kurt Lockwood is too big a name to be passed over. I expect him to “pull a Christian” and stop with the bullshit ASAP and pretend nothing ever happened. Or to go on a rape/killing spree somewhere in the heartland to get into the news and sate his ego before a murder/suicide takes place.

Either works for me.

John Espizedo aka Ben Steffani aka several other spellings for Espizedo.



I first saw him in a solo scene on Muscle Adonis talking about how his girlfriend didn't know he was filming the scene. I have a feeling there's a lot his girlfriend didn't know.



Appearing as part of a duo called the "Rocha Brothers" in the SX Video flick "Sleaze 3", Mr. Espizedo as he is called in the majority of the straight movies he's starred in seems to have recently been dropped by his long time booking agent A-List Models, once called Exotic Star Models. I'm wondering why? :P



Starring in a handful of gay sex movies and popping up on several solo and gay sex websites, I assumed he had left it all behind. I saw him in a sex scene on Cocky Boys but didn't know the date of production. The company just released a scene of has-been Billy Brandt bottoming of should-have-stayed-retired-Brad Star that was actually videotaped a couple of years ago.



Mr. Espizedo has been appearing on several Pink Visuals sites like "MILF Seekers" & "Her First Anal Sex" among others as well as starring in the Sin City video Outkast & New Sensation's Ashlynn Goes To College #2.

Ashlynn better hope he wore a condom; 'cause bitch is gonna have more problems than tuition if he didn't.

On top of that, SX Video doesn't even list Sleaze 3 on their website; but it can be streamed at AEBN.net. I don't know if it's just a webmaster error or maybe he's trying to bury the video or what but it's kind of odd. Plus, why in God's name would a man that had to have tested negative monthly for over 2 years now, decide to jump up in the guts of what must be the Disneyland of diseases, the gay bareback porn industry?

The money can't be that good, and the guy he fucks isn't even that hot! Guess that's what comes after letting a group of women piss in your mouth.



My guess is he has a Death Wish; but whatever, I just hope he's happy and he starts to bottom.

If Webster's Dictionary were to define the term "Man-Bitch" his picture would accompany it.

One of the few males to emerge as a superstar, Mr. Lockwood is the rare example of a guy that surpasses most of the females in the industry in recognition & career achievement.

Granted, I know I'm a week late, but I had almost 2 weeks of family, friends, & partying to deal with. It takes a lot out of you.

Hope everyone has a perfect New Year.

When I first saw his photos, way back in the year 2000, I was neither a Chance Caldwell fan, nor aware of his lifestyle on or off camera.

As time went on the site www.chance-caldwell.com was deleted. And it wasn’t missed by me at all. I came across it on a password trading site. I have friends that hack for a living and I was simply browsing around for smut. I came across the link in the backdoors section.

Apparently the site, that at it’s peek only had 32 members; averaging less than 5 a month for the many years it existed, was so loosely guarded that you didn’t even need a password to enter! (Those 5 people a months should feel like total fools.)

Anyways, I clicked enter, and then OK and I was in. In to one of the cheesiest sites I’ve ever seen. Big hair with wispy bangs, more lip gloss than a Vivid video, and the most ghetto of all ghetto-booty poses you could imagine. Luckily, there weren’t a lot of photo galleries there. But I was scarred for life by what little content there was.

The site itself was more of an advertisement for Mr. Caldwell’s escorting services than anything else, but there were live streaming cams from inside the home of Mr. Caldwell in the bedroom, living room, & bathroom; plus streaming cams from other sites operating under the www.hotmenlive.com servers, that Mr. Caldwell’s site belonged to. He also had a payment plan for "Private" cam shows.

The videos on the site where all recorded cam shows; and there were very few of them. So for the 3 years I perused the site, free of charge of course, I saw how Mr. Caldwell lived and operated on his day to day routine. Most of which consisted of walking around naked, making out with his boyfriend, sex with the boyfriend, bathroom sex with the boyfriend, loud shitting in bathroom followed by sex with boyfriend... you get the picture. There were a few tricks turned too. Mostly large older men. Think Ron Jeremy without the endowment; but it was mostly love and affection with the boyfriend.

The two men would kiss and watch television for hours at a time, and would make out before, during, & after almost every thing they did, grabbing each others cocks and asses and whatnot. It was a very loving sight. One would assume this is what all gay porn stars are looking to achieve in live. You know, being gay and all.

Well, the loving actions of the couple were not really all that interesting to me, but I would watch the cam while working on any project I had at my computer. When bored, I would watch some of the videos on the site. One of which I saw live, and enjoyed watching over and over again involved Chance and his boyfriend in their red bedroom having bareback sex, finishing with thick, gooey cum shots over each others faces and licking up each others messes.

Not the most shocking thing from a couple that lived together for God knows how long, but that’s not why that video sticks in my mind. Don’t get me wrong, it was hot as hell, but there is another reason. There was another male featured on the site as well, his galleries were labeled "Friend."

I knew little of Mr. Caldwell as I stated earlier. I had seen pictures of him on many of those free sites that have a few pictures and videos about a couple of minutes each. He never had the attitude of Jeff Stryker or Ryan Idol; that “I’m only doing this for the money and I want everyone who ever sees this movie to know it” “tude that they had. He seemed to love sucking cock and even more loved being fucked in the ass, by males, she male’s for females for that matter. He did it all not only with a smile on his face, but with a throbbing hard on.

So I never expected him to be “gay for pay” or even bi for that matter. Joey Stefano was as fruity as a bag of pink Skittles and he managed to get it up for a few women in his day. As did many other members of the limp-wrist crowd. So you can understand why I was shocked to learn that Mr. Caldwell had a son. Even more disturbing, I learned of this in a thread on Yahoo Clubs; which is what the groups were called before Yahoo took over Egroups. The subject of the thread was about a performance at Nob Hill featuring Mr. Caldwell and his son doing a duo jack off show. And even more disturbing, was the rumored after show and added escort option of spending time with Mr. Caldwell & his son. (They were supposed to fuck each other while you watched, or for a higher price, joined in.)

I thought this was a load of bullshit. I could smell it through the internets. That queen ain’t got no kids, I said to myself in bad grammar for some reason. And I didn’t think much of it for the next few years.

Fast-forward to 2 years ago; I’m on the set of a B level straight porn film doing my thing and there, is Mr. Chance Caldwell. Surrounded by a bunch of giggling, molested skanks, Mr. Caldwell, now going by the name Jay was giving his opinions about “faggots” in the industry. He discussed Tom Byron, Christian XXX, Peter North, Kurt Lockwood, and even reached deep down into the bowels of the industry to bring up Rodney Moore & Randy DeTroit. Just a small list of who he was encouraging the girls fawning all over him, never to work with. He blamed Viagra for them being able to “Get it up” for a girl. He also stated that’s why he thought anal sex was now dominating the market; etc. etc…

I commented to a female friend on the set, “Can you believe that guy?” She looked at him and said, “He’s kind old, but his son is hot as hell.” The son rumor seemed to be true, at least of his existence. The rest of that cockamamie story had to be someone’s sick ass fantasy. People only do stuff like that in Georgia; I thought to myself and went on about my business. About 3 weeks later, I am introduced to a man with a chin dimple so deep I almost fell in. But that is not what got my attention. I had seen this man before, and then I remembered where.

HE WAS CHANCE CALDWELL’S "FRIEND"!!!!! I was like OMG OMG OMG! That’s just fucking sick. He and his damn "Friend" are now straight porn stars. (This is actually more common with closet boyfriends, but we'll discuss that another day). My expression was more of shock and disgust apparently, because it caught the eye of the director. He asked me what was wrong and I said, “Nothing.” He looked over at “Chin Cave” and said, “You know he did a DP (double penetration) with his own fucking dad.”

The next picture should explain the rest & be thankful all you have to give you Father is a cheap Christmas present. Other's aren't so lucky. :(

His resemblance to Satan aside, I've always found Mr. Butts to be a very attractive man. He has that "Je ne sais qua" that many American porn stars simply lack. Most of them make up for this with either good looks, penis legnth/girth, or rippling muscles. And it's plainly obvious that Mr. Butts doesn't have any of these qualities.

When I first saw him in the movie "Buttman's Ultimate Workout" he was the picture of fitness. He was tanned, toned, and still had body hair, something that was rare then (and now) for a male porn star. He was not bulky by any means; he had the perfect swimmers build. How he ended up with the body of a rabid crack user, I'll never know.





His fondness for shooting POV when he performs in a scene is more financially motivated than artistic vision, but when I see that camera zooming in on that tri-colored cock of his, all my complaints melt away. Usually replaced by visions of him attempting to fuck a bleach bottle. How the hell do you get that many colors on one dick? Jesus! They even colored his dildo that way!

Aside from his rare placements in front of the camera, his role behind it has also made him one of my favorite directors. Right up there with Christoph Clark, Paul Thomas, The Dark Brothers, & so many more, he makes damn sure the guy gets enough screen time. If only he used more attractive men. Mark Davis is one that I liked, but his obsession with Tom Byron & Herschel Savage is borderline psycho. He cannot make a movie without them. And Tom Byron's old ass is well past it's prime, and Herschel Savage's ass never had one. But if you like either male, any Seymore video will be a showcase of every inch of them.






He loved to direct a good rim job. Not just that lick around it either, he has the women (even the ones he's dating!) dig that tongue deep into the hole and keep it there, wriggling! And he's not above being fingered. In the Ultimate video I've already mentioned, and his own directed Lip Service where there are 2 great fingering scenes.